*Splash!* I should have turned on the light.

When will that man learn to put the toilet seat down? "Gil!"

"Sorry. I forgot. Won't happen again."

"Right!"

I get back to our room, ready to give him the third degree.

The lamp is on and he's lying in bed with a giant teddy bear and two dozen roses.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Cath. Forgive me?"

And I do. Because he's Gil.

Finis