"Who would have guessed Grissom could be so... athletic?" Nick asked. Warrick smiled. "Not me. That's for sure!"

The rattling sounds coming from the next room were increasing in intensity and both CSIs were shocked at them. "Man, I just cant believe this!" Nick was trying hard not to burst into laughter but it became impossible when a failiar woman's voice started yelling "Yes! Oh God, Yes!" Warrick hid his face in his hands and laughed. "I don't think I can look at her again without hearing that in my mind!"

The rattling became almost frantic and the pictures in the walls started moving. Nick's face was red with laughter and embarrassment and Warrick had tears rolling down his cheeks. Then that woman's voice was heard again "Oh, God... More, MORE!"

"Yeah, give her more, but do it fast, man, I think the hotel manager is about to call... I'm sure no one's sleeping here tonight!" Warrick made Nick a sign to stop him yelling, "Shhhh! They'll hear you!" Nick popped his head out of his covers "I don't think so... I think they've forgotten about us... and the rest of the world now!" Warrick was laughing so hard he thought he would die. "Oh, please, how am I supposed to go back to work with them after... *this*?" Nick hid under the covers of his bed, but couldn't stop laughing. Warrick was almost choking now. He got out of his bed and went to the bathroom. "Bring some water for me too, War! I feel as if I had been riding that bed with them!" Warrick choked at his comment and spilled all the water in his mouth to the mirror. Nick heard him and yelled "Sorry!" But that only made Warrick laugh even harder.

"I would've never guessed this convention trip would lead us to this amazing discoveries!" Warrick said while coming out of the bathroom. "Yeah" Nick was now sitting up in his bed, "No wonder they didn't mind it when they told us there were just two double rooms!" Warrick handed him the glass of water and tried to emulate Grissom´s voice "Don't worry guys, Cath and I will share, it wouldn't be the first time"... Nick was laughing again, "Man!, can you believe I was absolutely sure he said the truth when he said they did share the bed and didn't even try to touch each other?" Warrick nodded. "Me too... "

Meanwhile, the frantic noise of the neighbours increased it's tempo, if possible, and the woman was heard once more, but she was only screaming, no real words came out of her mouth.

Nick and Warrick looked at each other and were too embarrassed to even laugh. That was a side of Catherine they had never dreamed to know but they didn't have much time to think about it because there was someone knocking at their door. Warrick was already up and he went to see who it was. He was shocked when a bug´s-pyjama-wearing Grissom showed up. "Did I wake you?" Warrick stepped aside so that he could get in. Nick's mouth was open wide. He just couldn't believe what he was seeing. If he's not with her... who's she with? That was an even more disturbing thought than the one with Grissom and Catherine... Grissom looked at Nick sitting in bed, "I was sure you couldn't sleep either with all *that* going on... so..." Warrick was the first one to speak and interrupted him "Say, wasn't that your room? I mean yours and Catherine's..." and then he stopped when the realisation of what may be going on hit him. "No" was all Grissom answered. Catherine complained at the manager, something about the bathroom... women, you know? We're at the next one, down the corridor" He smiled widely at his team "You thought all that was Catherine *and* me?" Nick looked the other way while Warrick thought about something to say but he couldn't find anything. "Well, I think it's nice that you think I could still make all that noise... and I'm not saying I couldn't..." "OK! Enough information Griss! What is it you wanted?" Nick was really embarrassed with the situation and he would have done anything to change the subject. "I just came to tell you that Catherine and I won't be meeting you at the cafeteria for breakfast tomorrow, she wants to sleep late" Warrick thanked him for letting them know and closed the door behind him when he left.

Catherine opened the door to the most handsome man in bug´s pyjamas she'd ever seen. "So, how did it go?" He didn't answer, he was too busy biting her neck. "Honey, please, let me close the door before someone..." He moved in allowing her to close the door but he didn't stop biting. She was glad the door was finally closed because he had managed to get her night-gown straps down her shoulders and that part of her body was something she promised herself wouldn't show to an audience again. "That good, huh?" She started pulling at his bug's pyjama while he was pushing her back to the messy bed, by the time she lied on it he was already undressed.

"I think that was a good idea after all" were the first words she heard him say after their passionate lovemaking. "Oh, I think you made that clear a few seconds ago..." she was glistening with that unique after-sex mixture of sweat and complete satisfaction. "*That* - he said arching one brow - was more than a good idea... I was talking about your amazing web of deceive" She raised herself on her elbow to look at his face "My what?" He had one of the most charming smiles she had ever seen on his face, and she felt and irrepressible need of kissing him before letting him answer. She knew what he meant after all... A few seconds later she pulled away from his mouth so that he could answer. Unfortunately he had forgotten her question. "So?" – she asked. "That was great... again..." And he lifted himself to get to her mouth again. "Not that, silly, what "web of deceive"?" He fell back onto the bed. "You know, that silly trick of yours... it was actually funny to watch you jumping on the bed and crying out with pleasure... I think you should do that more often..." Catherine smiled, that was a good trick. Boys would never know it was them making that noise if he showed at his door in the best of it... and that will make them think it wasn´t them when they were really at the best part if it! "I'm the smartest woman alive! And you should bend on your knees when talking to me" He pulled her down and rolled them over so that she laid beneath him. "I think I'd much rather prefer to be between your knees instead..."

"Oh no... they've started again" Warrick sunk his head in his pillow. "Man, never thought Grissom had that much stamina..." Nick was laughing again. "Do you think they really believe they've fooled us? Or are they just trying to cause a permanent damage to our psyche?" Warrick took his head out of his pillow and laughed as they both answered at the same time: "pardillos!"

Fin