"Shit!"

Gil just walked into the break room in time to hear Cath say that from her spot on the bench.

"What's the matter Cath?"

Cath turned her head to Gil.

"I can't get this stupid key chain on."

He walked over and sat on the bench next to her.

"Would you like some help?"

Cath didn't answer, instead, she gave him her keys and the newly gotten key chain. Gil got in on and then decided to read it. His eyes widened as he read what was on it:

6 MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
THE DOCTOR- because he says "Take your clothes off!"
THE DENTIST- because he says "Open wide!"
THE MILKMAN- because he says "Do you want it in the front or back?"
THE HAIRDRESSER- because he says "do you want it teased or blown?"
THE INTERIOR DECORATOR- because he says "Once it's in you'll love it!"
THE BANKER- because he says "Take it out too soon you'll lose interest!"

Once Gil finished reading it, he looked at Cath and raised an eyebrow.

"Um, nice key chain Cath."

"Thanks."

She got up to leave. She smiled and winked at Gil.

"My personal favorite is the doctor."

She turned and left the locker room leaving Gil sitting there with a dumb look on his face.