"Alright I know you know about my feelings toward Grissom. I need your help getting over him." Catherine looked up from her coffee.

"Sara what are you talking about?" the younger c.s.i. took a seat across from cathrine

"When you and eddy split, how did you get over him?"

"Easy, I just reminded myself what a sorry two-timing jackass he was." Catherine said, looking back at her coffee. Then she had an idea.

"I know what we can do." Catherine got up and went over to the counter. She returned to her seat with a blank sheet of copy paper.

"You got a pen?" Sara handed Catherine a pen

"What we've got to do is list all of Grissoms bad qualities, that way anytime you start to have feelings for him you can just pull out the list and remind your self that he's not the greatest thing in the world." She wrote at the top of the paper, GRISSOM'S FAULT'S Catherine looked at Sara

"Ok, what should we start with?" Sara thought for a moment

"Uhmm….he's a little too into bugs."

"Yah he's bug-eyed"cathrine smirked and then added

"He kind of broods a lot"

"Oh, I always liked that about him, it's sexy. Besides he only does it when he can't figure out a case." Catharine just rolled her eyes then thought of one

"He's a little geeky."

"Well, so am I."

"That's true." Sara cut her eyes at cathe. Catharine didn't notice as she was looking off into space.

"Besides, the geek thing is kind of sexy too." Catherine said with a little smile on her face.

"He's sort of over weight." Sara said as she watched Catherine's expression. Catherine looked at her like she was crazy.

"No he's not." Sara smiled.

"Well he's still got a really nice butt." She looked away dreamily.

"Yah…….."Catherine said in low husky voice. Sara looked at her suspiciously. The break room got quiet for a moment then they both chimed in unison

"THE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Sara picked at her nails

"That thing has got to go. Oh and put gray hair down to." Catherine looked at her surprised

"You don't like the gray in his hair?"

"You do." Sara said repulsively.

"I think it's sexy, makes him look intelligent. I also like his eyes. They're like the deepest part of the ocean, dark and mysterious." Catherine had started to zone out again. Sara started to grind her teeth as she cut her eyes at the older woman.

"He keeps to himself to much." she said with her jaw locked.

Catharine roused from her fancies.

"That's true." Then Sara added

"His taste in women sucks." Catherine looked up at her.

"Why do you say that?" Sara just rolled her eyes.

"Hello, lady heather." Catharine looked off and thought about it.

"I bet he would make a good lover, you ever notice his hands, he's got great hands. Nice arms too. I wonder what his lips taste like…….." Sara stared at her, a huge glare on her face.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing?" Catherine looked at her. Sara was starting to figure it out.

"You like HIM!!!!" Catherine stared at Sara shocked.

"Of course I like him he's my friend."

"No, you really like him!!!!!!!!!" Catherine tried to defend her self

"No I don't."

"Yes you do!" by this time they were both out of their seats

"Catherine, you're a man stealing bitch!"

"And you're a doormat!"

"Whore!!!" Catherine then slapped Sara's face. Sara returned the slap and eventually they were slapping each other like crazy. Then Sara grabbed Catherine's hair. Catherine reached out and grabbed a hand full of Sara's. Now the two c.s.i. were pulling each others hair from across the table. Sara pulled Catherine away from the table and to the floor. On the floor they pull and kick and scratch. Sara kicks Catharine in the side. Catherine returns by kicking Sara in the shin. Sara pulls Catherine up by her hair and bulldozes her into the wall. Pulling Catherine's hair by the temples, Sara begins banging Catherine's head against the wall.

"uh, uh, uh, uh, cr, a, zy, bi, tch." Catherine says through gritted teeth. Catharine then raises her high heel boot and brings it down on Sara's foot. Sara throws back her head and howls.

"MOTHER FU………"before she can finish Catherine punches her in the gut. Sara doubles over. Catherine raises both fist above her head and brings them down across Sara's back, knocking her to the floor. Catherine then startles Sara and sits on her, facing her butt. She then grabs Sara's leg and pulls back as hard as she can. Sara retaliates by pulling up Catherine's pants leg, throwing back her head, and sinking her teeth into Catherine's ankle. By this time both women are growling and moaning in pain when nick and Grissom walk in. nick bugs out his eyes.

"Dam!!!" the two men run over to the women and try to pull them off each other. Grissom grabs Catherine and pulls her up. Nick grabs Sara.

"Let me go gil, I'll split her in two!!" Catherine fought against Grissoms hold.

"Oh I'd like to see you try you old bitch!!"Sara said as she struggled against nick. Finally Catherine got loose and plowed toward Sara, fist pulled back. Sara instinctively ducked and Catherine's punch missed her, and drove right into nicks nose knocking him on his butt.

"Oh shit nick, I'm sorry." Catherine exclaimed. But before she could help nick up Sara dove into her knocking her onto the table. They now had each other by the throat as Grissom helped nick up.

"Hees mime beech!!" Sara spits out as Catherine chokes her.

"Yooo weesh!!" she exclaims.

"KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Grissom yells. Both women stop and look at him.

"What the hell has gotten into you two, you've trashed the break room, you nearly killed nick..... Catherine close your shirt."

Catherine looked down to find the buttons had been torn off her blouse. She pulled her shit together and crossed her arms.

"I've got to find someone to take nick to the emergency room! I'll be right back. And if I catch you two so much as looking at each other funny I'll have the both of you suspended, got it." He then took nick down the hall. Both women watched him as he walked away, they both sighed.

REALLY......NICE........BUTT....