A new challenge for authors. I thought of this the other day and I could picture some wonderful stories being created by our fantastic authors

Conditions: The story would have to involves G and C as well as at least one other character. It must contain the following sentences in any order

I have one nerve left and you're getting on it

You don't have to agree with me but it's quicker

You'll always be my best friend.you know too much

I'm not tense. Just terribly, terribly alert

If you don't agree with me it means you haven't been listening