Fun and Games: Drabbles


Elementary, My Dear Grissom by Melanie-Anne
Rating: PG
Summary: The fifth in a series of drabbles in response to the alphabet challenge.
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me. The characters don't belong to me. The characters don't belong to me. ::sigh::

"Elementary, my dear Grissom."

"What?!"

"Hey, you quote Shakespeare all the time. Can't I quote Sherlock?"

"Misquote Sherlock. Shakespeare was a real person. Sherlock Holmes is just a character."

"Spoilsport."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not - What were talking about again?"

"My superlative investigative skills."

"Right. And this made you decide you were Sherlock Holmes?"

"I-"

"Cath?"

"Yeah?"

"I think I have a better use for your 'superlative investigative skills'."

"Oh?"

"I have an itch."

"An itch?"

"More of a tingle than an itch, you know?"

"Mm-hmm. Here?"

"Lower . . ."

"Here?"

"However did you guess?"

"Hehe. Elementary, my dear Grissom."

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