Fun and Games: Song Parodies

CSI Christmas Carols by Manda
Grissom's Christmas Carol Grasshoppers roasting on an open fire... Beetles nipping at your toes.... (la-ti-da) GREG- "DNA" (Jingle Bells) "DNA, DNA, Find it everywhere. On the phone, in your home, and even in your ha-air. DNA, DNA, helps you catch a crook. And if I meet a pretty girl, I'll take a closer look. WARRICK- "Triple Bells" (Silver Bells) **Note: This is from when he was a gambling addict** "Triple bells, triple bells. It's gambling time, here in Vegas. Jing-a-ling, Money sings. I think I'll gamble to-day..." GRISSOM: "Body Got Runover By A Suspect" (Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer) "Body got runover by a suspect, Walking from the store and going home. You might say the evidence is unclear, but look at where the DNA has gone." CATHERINE: "Chasing the Stalker" (Up on the Housetop) "Searching the attic, Grissom calls. Up above, I hear footfalls. In through the trapdoor I move with care, insulation everywhere. Oh-oh-oh, where did he go? Oh-oh-oh, where did he go? Out on the rooftop, we hold hands, until I'm stable, and there we stand." SARA: "Work At Night" (Silent Night). **Not my favorite, by far** "Work at night, have no life. Feeling calm, and I'm bright. I like Grissom, and sure, it's okay. But Catherine will get him, and take him away. I'll just have to find peace. Maybe...Nick might be free." **I couldn't think, off the bat, of a good Christmas song, so I took the first song I thought of** NICK: "Sara Sidle" (My Darlin' Clementine) "Sara Sidle, Sara Sidle, Sara Sidle, please be mine. We can work decomps together, Elbows deep in human slime." DOC ROBBINS: "What the Injuries Show" "Oh, the people outside are living, In the morgue, the folks are chilling. Why don't you wrap that corpse to go, and we'll see what the injuries show."
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