Fun and Games: Song Parodies

More than Unwell by Manda
Disclaimer: CSI belongs to CBS and Jerry Bruckheimer. The song "Unwell" belongs to Matchbox 20. Note: And it’s to the tune of above song, as well. Oh, and it’s not all that nice to Sara, so if you like her a lot...don’t read it. :)
All day, I stare at the fridge and think that No one likes me at the lab. At night Grissom’s there and telling me He won’t go out to eat, so then I tell him that he’s missing something. Home bound. Wishing that I could have laid my boss down. And screwed him ‘til dawn. He sees me working, says how I’m doing so well. I just, wish that he could tell. If he would try, then maybe then he’d see He has the hots for me. I’m not crazy, though he may think I’m impared. I try so hard, and I care. The more I try, I think he’d sleep with me. And then he’ll finally see. Me. Prettier than even Catherine. Desperate woman with a plan. And I know I know that Grissom’s thinking ‘bout me. I can hear the rumors, and it makes me realize that I’m doing fine. With him. I still have the plant he sent me. It’s dead. But I know it’s love. He thinks I’m crazy, thinks that he knows me real well. I just wish that he could tell. If he would try, then maybe then he’d see He has the hots for me. I’m not crazy, although my judgement’s impared. I can’t work when he’s right there. The more I whine, I think he’d sleep with me. And then he’ll finally see. I can see him in his sleep. Pretty soon I’m going to jump him. And I’ll love him every day.... He sees me working, says how I’m doing so well. One glance, and then I can tell. He’ll stay a while, and work alongside me. But I’m not who he sees. I’m not dreaming, although my heart is not spared. I know Grissom just won’t care. His love for me is not reality, and wasn’t meant to be. And then he’ll finally see, yeah. He will finally see. That I’m more than simply unwell. That he’ll finally see.
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