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Anne's Really Bad CSI Poetry by Anne
Disclaimer(s): Uh, some are a little HIGH on the rating. And none are Sara friendly ;) Just warning you :)
Gil and Catherine sitting in a tree And she says "Will you quote Poe to me?" He says sure and finally they kiss And that's the story of Cath and Griss "If you want to play dirty my darling, I'm gonna win" Is the reminder to Sara that Catherine's the king pin Grissom is hers and just to prove it She reminds her that having sex with Gil keeps her very fit The Amazing Grissmo and the Willowy Wonder They're more powerful than lightening and thunder Sara is hiding under the bed And when she hears the noise she goes beet red The cries are loud, the groans are deep And in her room, Sara doth weep Because she didn't really want to live in the CSI house Particularly with Grissom, who when he's with Cath, is NOT as quite as a mouse Gil Grissom is the bug man Catherine Willows is the blood spatter fan What happens when bugs and blood go out on a date? Easy answer - Fate Ever played Whack a Mole? Ever seen Sara coming out of that hole? Don't worry, you're not alone Come on over to the Sara bashing home Catherine likes Gil's "tough act" saying it's not enough When what we really know is that she wants him in the buff Grissom wants her just as badly So off they go and screw madly
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